Punzi’s handy-dandy universal theory on women…

Women are far superior than men… and do you know why?

Simple. They can easily manipulate us. Trust me. This is not only from my own personal experience (and more than a couple of beers, if I may add). There is some historical truth to what I am about to say. Many wars have been fought, many countries, governments, large companies and marriages have been destroyed, conquered, taken over and handed over to women just because they can and actually did. There is no need for any historical enumeration to prove this point.

And you need not look far. The shrewdest businessman was never be fooled by his colleagues in their respective transactions, only to have his clock (as well as his riches) cleaned by his mistress he picked up in some girlie bar. Mind you, this mistress probably never had a college degree and yet cleaned his Ivy-league educated man for everthing he’s got.

Imagine, from personal experience, I was never a match for a college drop-out receptionist, even with my law degree (that I earned after eight years of university study) and several year’s worth of law practice.

How, you say, are we easily manipulated? They know how to push our buttons to get what they want. As a matter of fact, we men have only one button to push. And women know this and push it well…

For women, the task is simple and very easy to accomplish. They just have to get our other “head” down “there” to override our true heads. Yeah you know… the one that actually thinks.

They just have to give us the mere promise or even hope of future copulation. The very act or the deed itself is even purely optional on their part.

Once they succeed and our other head takes over, they can pretty much have their way with us. At that point, we are pretty much at their mercy.

Face it. How many of us would have jumped over the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean, plucked the stars out of the night sky to string into pearl necklaces and all that other “romantic” crap just to “get the girl?” And what does “getting the girl” really mean? Admit it. It’s simply getting the girl in the sack.

And that’s why they can get their way with us men. They know we men want one thing and only one thing from them. You think we are just using them. On the contrary, they are just using us to get what they want.

And just what do women want? We men don’t have a clue.

That’s our weakness. They know what we want but we don’t know what they want.

C’mon. When the chips are down, you know what I just said is true. We are inferior beings compared to them.

So now you know, my friends. And, as GI Joe and my fellow-blogger officemate says, “Knowing is half the battle.”

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4 responses to “Punzi’s handy-dandy universal theory on women…

  1. And that is why Matahari was ever succesful as a spy. And that is why a thousand ships went to battle for Helen. And that is why the success or failure of a man is at times preluded upon a woman.

  2. So true.

    “Sucks,” doesn’t it?

  3. punzi! how coincidental naman, no? we have a similar post. only that, ang bida sa post ko e kaming mga babae at ang kontrabida sa post mo e kaming mga babae rin. i guess this is the flip side of the wonderful women’s intuition. sometimes, really, women can be THAT bad, when after observing too much, they manipulate, game-play, be dishonest,etc, etc.

    hope this will not make you a woman-hater, ha? LOL

  4. Interesting take. 🙂 I’ll link to this post, if you don’t mind. 🙂 I think there’s still a lot more to this topic than meets the eye. 🙂

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