There were training very hard in honing their skills. They became very good at it and their superiors armed them with the latest weapons.
Then they were sent out to battle at sea. They lost.
To whom? Not the NPA. Not the MILF. Not the Abu Sayaf or Jemah Islamiah. They lost to DIKYA! (Jellyfish!)
This is based on a true story… They’re better off playing Counterstrike instead…